

My kind of Xmas carrol. Heh.Verse 1: Llama fish, tuna swish, PICKLE DISH!!!! Cheesy food, Cuckoo cooed, HOPPY WISH!!! Mostly feared, Wierd Beard, PLASTIC SWORD!!!! Sheep can jump, Forrest Gump, MOUNTAIN HORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOUN-TAIN HORRDDDDEEE!!!!!!!My kind of Xmas carrol. Heh.
Chorus: Now that's Christmas, Wide and far, No matter where you are, It's true! Now that's Christmas! Now look at me and you, The dances we renew, Our music is on cue!
Verse 2: Dance a lot, tie a knot, EAT A ROBOT!!!! It's really not that harrrddd! Spell like Fry*, tell a lie,
They're tradition


Daxter: The Rules Part II1) Not allowed to mention me and Jak doing something naughty last night and then nudge him. 2) Not allowed to replace Torn's soap with butter. 3) There are no such things as evil curtains. 4) Not allowed to "accidently" push Pecker off a cliff. 5) Not allowed to sell Errol's underwear to the public. 6) Not allowed to ask the F.B.I. to do the washing. 7) Not allowed to "anonymously" call the F.B.I., tell them I have found a new source of nuclear energy, and then show them Jak's underwear. 8) Not allowed to charge money off kids so that they can ride Light Jak. 9) The Zoo does NOT want Errol. &nbsDaxter: The Rules Part II


Triwizard: The Next GenerationTRIWIZARD: THE NEXT GENERATIONTriwizard: The Next Generation
PRESENT:
“Are you ready, Lea?” I gulped, and nodded. Today, I was being Sorted. Let the world know. The teacher who had asked me was, for some strange reason, wearing a frying pan on her head. She caught me looking and said: “It is for protection. Vampire bats, you know,” and then turned around and spoke to all the students. Oh, brilliant. My teacher is insane. Why did I have to move schools... uh, don’t answer that.


NamelessIn the long run of things, names aren't that important. Who is going to remember yours, after years have slipped by? In a century or so, I doubt that anyone will know that you ever exsisted.Nameless
That's why I'm not going to tell you my name. It is not important. But I am going to tell you my story. Up until that fateful day, I lived an ordinairy, almost boring life. I worked at an office in the city and I was out in the country visiting my mother, when I went into a slightly run-down country pub to get a quick drink and snack. The moment I walked in, a dog ne
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Slay time.
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Mwahahahahaha.
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Slay time.
Fan of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" or "Angel"? Then join this club!
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"Wake up my love, never thought you'd make me, break me."
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There was a young man named Jikang, who played the most beautiful piece of music just before his death. His lose robes and sashes waved and flowed as the wind blew. Facing death, he had the most graceful demeanour.
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'We knights are blessed in that we do not run from it. We seek it, grasp it by the throat and demand honor in our passing.'
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Asinine contradictions flooded with psychotropia.
Sublime festering of my raped confidence.
Watch the ripples in my reflection swirl and entwine,
and like a virus, I infect, corrupt and sever.
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Help the bannanas rule the world.
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